If you dare to scroll past this, I just… I have nothing to say to you.
Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.
Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.
Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.
Forth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.
Hey remember how Kuzco rejected all his prospective wives and then spent the entire movie hanging out with another dude, at one point dressing in drag and pretending to be that other dude’s wife, and no one in the mainstream media had a freakout
but MERIDA likes shooting arrows doesn’t have a fiance so gosh Pixar must have a Gay Agenda u guyz
this changes everything oh my god
do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?
I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over
I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”
Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.
If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds
If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.
I can’t drive.
YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME ANGRY
SOMETIMES I TRY REALLY HARD TO LOOK NICE LIKE I WAKE UP AND GET MOTIVATED AND PUT ON NICE CLOTHES AND BRACELETS AND SHOES AND I FEEL GOOD
AND THEN SOME CHICK WEARING SWEATS AND A MESSY BUN STILL LOOKS 40 TIMES HOTTER THAN ME I CANT WIN
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